'Well, madam, what gear were you in at the time of the accident?'Letting the better half drive is a sure way to a heart attack, nervous disposition or a spell in an infirmary.
STUPID BOY!Elaine has taken over driving duties for the first time in about 10 years for at least the next 3 weeks, and is even talking about driving Brunhilde when we eventually get away. My future relevance in our relationship seems to rely upon scientists not inventing a vibrator that can cut the lawn ... . I'm doomed, Mr Mainwaring, doomed, ah tell yae
Steve