Fun With A Pun

[Campervanannie]

Broken pencils are pointless

 

[Campervanannie]

Tennis players will never find happiness love means nothing to them

 

[Campervanannie]

what type of computer sings a dell

 

[Campervanannie]

To the guys who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

 

[Campervanannie]

A man choking on sugar, seams like a sweet way to die

 

[Campervanannie]

I need to find thyme to grow herbs

 

[Campervanannie]

6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy

 

[Campervanannie]

People who use unberellas always seem to be under the weather

 

[Campervanannie]

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder

 

[Full Member]

Jura Cell woke feeling a lot more positive and definitely in a mood to show Eva Ready that she's in charge.

Colin ???

 

[teejay]

Is Snow White's favourite drink really 7 Up?

 

[Deleted member 2]

Hung a picture up on the wall the other day. Nailed it.

 

[Deleted member 2]

My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.

 

[Deleted member 2]

My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is. I told him, "My door is always open"

 

[Deleted member 2]

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

 

[teejay]

Asked my butcher for a top shelf T Bone last week and he declined me. When I asked why he said the stakes were too high.

 

[Full Member]

My buddy set me up on a blind date & said, "Heads up, she's expecting a baby." Felt like an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper.

No, no, no Tes.

Friend.

Nappy.

And not just in the Sunny South.

Colin ???

 

[Deleted member 2]

What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!

 

[Deleted member 2]

My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative.

 

[Deleted member 2]

As a wizard, I enjoy turning objects into a glass. Just wanted to make that clear.